To the Editor:
While we’re banning books I think there’s one book we’re over-looking . . .The Bible! It’s full of left-wing radical communist ideas and lies! The biggest lie it contains says that “Jesus was a Jew”! LIES! We all know Jesus was a red-blooded blue-eyed white Christian!
And in the name of Ron DeSantis I propose we collect all of these lying communist books and burn them in the square at Brownwood!
Larry Hengnell
Village of Palo Alto
